On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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