She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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