I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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