apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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