im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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