I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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