The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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