Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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