Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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