i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
