Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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