chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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