if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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