I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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