Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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