This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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