ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
