Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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