We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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