Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm both gender and math confused
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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