jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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