So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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