I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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