WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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