never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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