I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
vagina is talking i cant
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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