Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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