I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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