I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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