Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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