Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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