singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
