well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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