so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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