Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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