Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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