You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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