mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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