I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize
