She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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