Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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