no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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