me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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