Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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