my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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