Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
