You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
