WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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