dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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