Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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