Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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