It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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