He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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