sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize