very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm always down for nudity.
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