I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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